March 5, 2008

{ 12 Stupid Blunt Wrap Flavors }

12. Maple Syrup
11. Mojito
10. Banana Split
9. Kristal
8. Cotton Candy
7. Sizzurp
6. Apple Brown Betty
5. White Russian / Black Russian
4. Peanut Butter
3. Peanut Butter & Jelly
2. Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough
1. Lychee

Honorable Mention (These are more "flavas" than "flavors"):
Urban Assault
Hyphy
...and for my dudes Chris and Chris down at University Liquor:
Wet Mango
Krypto

By Adam in Twelves | Comments:

Comments

Lychee...Whyyyyyyyyy? :(

Posted by: boxbyke at March 6, 2008 2:00 AM

Hey, Don't knock the Sizzurp until you've tried it.

Posted by: Aaron at March 6, 2008 2:32 AM

sizzurp, mojito? the kids are spoiled these days. what ever happened to a good ol' fashioned blunt without the fancy flavors?

Posted by: susie at March 7, 2008 6:44 PM

I know, right?
Don't kids watch "Kids" anymore these days?

Posted by: Adam at March 7, 2008 7:16 PM

This weekend, just after posting this list, I experienced an awesome blunt wrap moment.
I was at University Liquor, bullshitting with my boy Chris (R, not L) and this thugged-out dude comes up with a bottle of Henessey and asks for a "Boo berry bunt wrap"
Chris says "Blueberry?"
"Yeah, boo berry."
"Are you sure you don't want Krypto?" Chris asks with his voice dripping sarcasm, intended solely for me.
They guy says "What that?"
Chris hands him the blunt wrap wrapper "It just says Krypto, man...."
"What flavor that is?"
"I don't know, it's just got a picture of a giant bud on it... so I guess it's that flavor."
"Aiight, I take it."
"You still want the blueberry?"
"Naw, just gimme that Krypto...."

Posted by: Adam at March 10, 2008 6:00 PM

My friends had "Notorious B.I.G." flavored blunt wraps last night.

That could go several different ways.

Posted by: shannon at March 30, 2008 2:51 PM