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December 30, 2007

{     12 Types of Nipples     }    

1) Bologna
2) Silver Dollars
3) Pepperoni ('Ronis)
4) Blind Pigs
5) Bubble Gum
6) Muffin Tops (aka Smurf Houses)
7) Puffles
8) Dipples
9) Pencil Erasers
.....a) Tart 'N Tinys
.....b) Lincoln Logs (aka Hot Dogs)
10) Candy Buttons
11) Fade-outs (aka Ghosts)
12) Crunchberries

Click "read on" for descriptions of each.

1) Bologna - When the areola covers nearly the entire circumference of the tay-tay.

2) Silver Dollars - No nip, all areola.

3) Pepperoni ('Ronis) - Unusually bumpy or puckered, often with a strangely ridged edge.

4) Blind Pigs - Low-slung nips with a jutting or pointed snout, facing off-kilter directions.

5) Bubble Gum - Looks like they been chewed on by Dobermans, a lot.

6) Muffin Tops (aka Smurf Houses) - When the areola and nipple form a smooth swollen cap at the end of the bazonga.

7) Puffles - Puffles are like double Muffin Tops; when the areola and nipple are both swole up for a "stacked-on-top-of-each-other" puffy torpedo look.

8) Dipples - Them shits be concave.

9) Pencil Erasers - Perfectly cylindrical tips, roughly the size and color of their namesake.

.....a) Tart 'N Tinys - A variation on Pencil Erasers, only much much smaller and cuter.

.....b) Lincoln Logs (aka Hot Dogs) - Another Pencil Eraser variation, but much longer, often extending 1/2 inch or more, the "outie" of the nippleverse.

10) Candy Buttons - Unobtrusive, shiny hard pellets, daring you to press them.

11) Fade-outs (aka Ghosts) - When you're not sure where the areola ends and the boob-meat begins.

12) Crunchberries - Look just like the ones Cap'n Crunch gots in his cereal.


My heart belongs to Tender 'Roni. She's my only love.

Posted by: Aaron Zimmerman at November 28, 2007 1:43 AM

the blind pigs were a new one for me. lovely list, sir.

Posted by: susie at November 30, 2007 1:37 AM

#1 is the only one for me. reminds me of nicole heffernan.

Posted by: carter at November 30, 2007 5:52 AM

Ironically enough, yesterday I visited the first (AND LAST! GOD any man in there is disgusting!) strip club of my life. I did it for work if you are wondering: I review clubs, pubs and bars and the apparently the occasional elite strip club as well.

Maybe you would be happy to know that I thought about this post as I was there.

Posted by: Tax at November 30, 2007 2:03 PM

I thought of Nicole Heffernan while you were there.

Posted by: Aaron at December 1, 2007 10:51 PM

I am a little late but I feel like the men are being left out so I am going to start my own list for types of ball/ball sacks. Gentlemen and Ladies feel free to add on.
1)Even Steven
3)Sags McGee
5)California Raisins
I will continue to ponder on my list.

Posted by: Tara at December 14, 2007 7:06 PM

I have small breasts but silver-dollar sized aerola topped with Lincoln Logs. I'm bra-less underneath my brown vest and sheer ruffled top, and I'm too scared to take off my vest to reveal my breasts! What to do when you have no confidence?

Posted by: Diane at February 29, 2008 7:03 PM

I would like pictures of types # 6 & 7, My first girlfiend had one of these types and i cant get them out of my head. do you have any?

Posted by: Elliott B. at May 14, 2008 5:07 PM

To Diane:

Revelle in them. Why be self conscience of great long prominent nipples. My wife number 2 and her sister were taught by there mother to put duct tape over theirs. Both were very well endowed and had the double whammy of having long prominent nipples. I use to laugh when my ex would come from the ladies room and you could see her headlights beaming through her bra and top. I'd kid her about getting a bit too enthusiastic with the the toilet paper wiping....

Posted by: Keith at December 8, 2008 8:57 PM

I want to see the images of each type where would i find it please tell me....

Posted by: raj at December 14, 2008 11:18 PM

I want to see the images of each type where would i find it please tell me....

Posted by: raj at December 14, 2008 11:18 PM

I want to see the images of each type where would i find it please tell me....

Posted by: raj at December 14, 2008 11:19 PM

I want to see the images of each type where would i find it please tell me....

Posted by: raj at December 14, 2008 11:20 PM

I want to see the images of each type where would i find it please tell me....

Posted by: raj at December 14, 2008 11:21 PM

I want to see the images of each type where would i find it please tell me....

Posted by: raj at December 14, 2008 11:22 PM

All kind os breasts are wonderful - breasts are wonderful for babies - and for me, I have suckled milk from my wife's breast ever since she became pregnant. She weaned our baby four years ago, but I still suckle milk from them for twenty minutes each breast every night. It brings us closer, and my wife says she orgasms as a result of the suckling. a win, win, situation

Posted by: Hectorina Smithe at December 26, 2008 2:18 AM

oh lol youre lucky to suck some milk of a woman nipples its is like the juice of gods, where her nipples giant while being pregnant??

Posted by: samuel at January 14, 2009 1:46 AM

I love pink pencil eraser and can give a kingdom for a pair of them.

Posted by: DS Kumar at April 21, 2009 9:37 AM

sucking her pink erasers , nuzzling her bosoms and releasing while in sleep with her is a heavenly bliss which has no earthly comparison.

Posted by: DS Kumar at May 12, 2009 9:33 AM

While lying in the grave I like to remain with my key inside her lock,with my face buried in between her pink pencil nipples, and to sleep like this for a thousand years.

Posted by: DSKumar at June 30, 2009 9:27 AM

ooooohhhh....words about nipples MMMMMM NIPPLES....

Posted by: creepy guy at October 22, 2009 1:14 AM

im a chick. its fuuny how you talk about nipples. i like it. its cute. i think that would be my super turn on. having them sucked . ahhh.... yum! ( . Y . )

Posted by: melly at January 3, 2010 6:43 AM

we want to c thim in pics words does not explain more

Posted by: Adi at January 27, 2010 1:06 AM

there is no clarification about the nipples iwnt to see along with pictures

Posted by: surendra at February 4, 2010 1:04 PM

I have a pair of pink pencil erasers on me. Will DSK take help of these to crack a condom inside me?

Posted by: Ellora at March 5, 2010 8:57 AM

I bet , even at 60 DSK can crack a condom inside you only if you are so hot as to have 103Deg F inside.

Posted by: DSK at March 5, 2010 9:05 AM
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