September 13, 2007

{     Reese's Peanut Butter & Banana Creme Elvis Cups     }    

If you had told me that such a thing existed, I wouldn't have believed you until I had it in my mouth. And now that I've had the pleasure, I'm still feeling the shawk and ohhwww of disbelief. Is this really happening? Is something this improbable and delicious really on store shelves? Are you sure this isn't some massive Maurizio Cattlean-helmed commentary on American obesity? Whatever the case, I imagine The King himself will soon be lured out of hiding to get his grizzled paws on some, they're just that damn good.
I won't wax overlong on the details, you can read more at candyblog.net, but I would like to say that for the 7 minutes it took me to chew and swallow these gems, I completely forgot about the war in Iraq, Bush, 9/11, Britney's performance at the VMAs and my own bulging waistline. They are that powerful.