June 13, 2007
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12. FEELING LOST? CHECK YOUR GPS (GOD’S PLAN FOR SALVATION)
11. DOWN IN THE MOUTH? IT’S TIME FOR A FAITH LIFT
10. WALMART IS NOT THE ONLY SAVING PLACE
9. DOWNLOAD YOUR WORRIES, UPLOAD PEACE
8. THIS CHURCH IS PRAYER-CONDITIONED
7. THE MOST POWERFUL POSITION IS ON YOUR KNEES
6. FIGHT TRUTH DECAY- READ YOUR BIBLE TODAY
5. PRAYER: WIRELESS ACCESS TO GOD WITH NO ROAMING FEE!
4. GOD ANSWERS KNEE-MAIL
3. FOR ALL YOU DO, HIS BLOOD’S FOR YOU
2. BODY PIERCING SAVED MY LIFE
1. JESUS DIED FOR “MYSPACE” IN HEAVEN
knee-mail??? gee, church is so hip.
Posted by: susie at June 15, 2007 3:30 AMI love me some Bloodweiser.
Posted by: garrett at June 15, 2007 11:48 PMyou forgot:
Jesus--don't leave Earth without him.
Posted by: kate laishley at June 16, 2007 11:41 PMhis blood's for me? wow. sweet. now i don't feel guilty at all.
Posted by: carter at June 28, 2007 4:49 AMhe died for myspace?? haha. wow i wonder if Jesus has a myspace account...
Posted by: Elly at August 17, 2007 1:54 PMJesus died for our sins, eh?
Can't waste that, can we??? Let's get to the sinning, then.....
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