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June 13, 2007

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12. FEELING LOST? CHECK YOUR GPS (GOD’S PLAN FOR SALVATION)

11. DOWN IN THE MOUTH? IT’S TIME FOR A FAITH LIFT

10. WALMART IS NOT THE ONLY SAVING PLACE

9. DOWNLOAD YOUR WORRIES, UPLOAD PEACE

8. THIS CHURCH IS PRAYER-CONDITIONED

7. THE MOST POWERFUL POSITION IS ON YOUR KNEES

6. FIGHT TRUTH DECAY- READ YOUR BIBLE TODAY

5. PRAYER: WIRELESS ACCESS TO GOD WITH NO ROAMING FEE!

4. GOD ANSWERS KNEE-MAIL

3. FOR ALL YOU DO, HIS BLOOD’S FOR YOU

2. BODY PIERCING SAVED MY LIFE

1. JESUS DIED FOR “MYSPACE” IN HEAVEN

Comments

knee-mail??? gee, church is so hip.

Posted by: susie at June 15, 2007 3:30 AM

I love me some Bloodweiser.

Posted by: garrett at June 15, 2007 11:48 PM

you forgot:

Jesus--don't leave Earth without him.

Posted by: kate laishley at June 16, 2007 11:41 PM

his blood's for me? wow. sweet. now i don't feel guilty at all.

Posted by: carter at June 28, 2007 4:49 AM

he died for myspace?? haha. wow i wonder if Jesus has a myspace account...

Posted by: Elly at August 17, 2007 1:54 PM

Jesus died for our sins, eh?

Can't waste that, can we??? Let's get to the sinning, then.....

Posted by: ferd at December 13, 2007 12:10 AM

How 'bout:
"Exposure to the Son
may prevent burning"
^-^

Posted by: tart'n'tiny at August 29, 2008 1:48 AM
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