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August 7, 2006

{     Two-And-A-Half Dozen G.I. Joe Names That Totally Sound Like Porn Innuendo     }    

1. Backblast
2. Topside
3. Undertow
4. Lift-Ticket
5. Crankcase
6. Monkeywrench
7. Sea Slug
8. Croc Master
9. Wild Weasel
10. Swamp Rat
11. Copperhead
12. Red Dog
13. Road Pig
14. Hardball
15. Skidmark
16. Tollbooth
17. Chief Torpedo
18. Crystal Ball
19. Steam-Roller
20. Hardtop
21. Payload
22. Fast Draw
23. Grand Slam
24. Hot Seat
25. Deep Six
26. Crazylegs
27. Starduster
28. Snow Job

Thanks to YoJoe.com for the info.

Comments

Hardtop? Are these supposed to be for kids? As by your link almost any name of a Joe is very... uh... suggestive: the one I found the most laughable at is probably Long Arm...
Oh boy! This is too funny!

Posted by: Tacita at August 7, 2006 11:45 PM

Admittedly, this wasn't a hard list to make. It just took a dirty mind and a list of Joe names. Maybe it's a little juvenile and lacking in imagination....

I tried to keep the list limited mostly to G.I. Joe names from the 80's. Some of the more recent ones are so damn ridiculous (like Long Arm) you'd swear the designers were in on the joke and just trying to one-up each other.
Here's my fave post-80's names:

Barrel Roll
Hard Drive
Sideswipe
Double Clutch
Wet Down
Big Bear
Depth Charge
Horror Show
Ice Cream Soldier
Pit Viper
Red Spot
Skull Buster

Posted by: Adam at August 8, 2006 9:57 PM

Juvenilism should be better rated then!
It is very entertaining to look differently at Joes: once toys to be taken very seriously, today jokes. Especially funny to realize today I am also thinking about who designed them and had to create all that stuff to go with them. Those must be some guys with very bad lives!

Oh, and Wet Down was also one of my favourites!

Posted by: Tacita at August 9, 2006 1:13 AM

I can't believe Ice Cream Soldier is actually a G.I. Joe name. I bet all the guys at the G.I. Blow Film headquarters make fun of him.

Posted by: Aaron at August 9, 2006 3:06 AM

"Ice Cream Soldier"?!?!?!?!?!?!?! I'm speechless.

Posted by: shane at August 9, 2006 6:51 AM
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