June 2, 2006

{     Vincent Gallo Merchandise     }    

I don't know, this could be old news to most everyone, but I just found out that Vincent Gallo is apparently selling tons of his own personal junk online for top dollar. The best part is that you can also purchase an evening with Mr. Gallo himself for just $1million ...or.... you can buy some of his very own sperm and make a little Vinny yourself! Ladies - click, click, charge!

Excerpt from page: I, Vincent Gallo, star of such classics as Buffalo 66 and The Brown Bunny have decided to make myself available to all women. All women who can afford me, that is. For the modest fee of $50,000 plus expenses, I can fulfill the wish, dream, or fantasy of any naturally born female. The fee covers one evening with Vincent Gallo. For those who wish to enjoy my company for a weekend, the fee is increased to a mere $100,000. Heavy set, older, red heads and even black chicks can have me if they can pay the bill. No real female will be refused. Class!