May 29, 2006

{ 12 Worst Knitted Items }

1. Coffin
2. Retainers
3. Thong
4. Glasses frames
5. Police baton
6. Tent
7. Car engine
8. China set
9. Contact lenses
10. Ladder
11. "Hard" hat
12. Parachute

Submitted by one of our fave needlers, the lovely Katie L, with the following note: "...keep in mind they would have no backbone or supporting structure to them what-so-ever; nothing but yarn, buddy."

By Garrett in Twelves | Comments:

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I don't know, the thong might be hot in that "man my crotch shure feel's itchy kinda" way.

Posted by: jesse at June 3, 2006 5:20 PM

I think I may have actually started a new craze that only the most adventurous of adventurers would dare undertake. . .skydiving with a knitted parachute. I've already begun to get tens of hundreds of letters daily requesting that I please knit a parachute for such-and-such or so-and-so.

Posted by: k. laish. at June 4, 2006 5:35 AM

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