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March 27, 2006

{     Top Twelve Bad Names for Energy Drinks     }    

1| Mega-Quiver
2| Clacka-Lacka
3| Mind-Lightning
4| Twitch: Extra!
5| Aneuryistik
6| C-C-Convulsion
7| Brain-Locker
8| Orange Seizure
9| Hot Balls
10| Super Break Shit
11| Spasm Plus
12| The Shocker

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Best Twelve Ever?

I wasn't sold until I got down to "Super Break Shit".

Fucking genius, that.

Posted by: Adam at March 27, 2006 7:43 PM

...wait, Hot Balls isn't an energy drink?

the way Shane droned on and on about how refreshed he felt after having had some "Hot Balls" I was under the impression he was referring to some sort of caffeinated liquid substance.

Posted by: k.laish. at March 28, 2006 3:12 AM

K, I’m sorry you had to experience that. Don't fall his fancy names for it. He asks you if for some "energy drink" just say no. In his defense though, he is refreshed. Once Mega-Quivered on shame on me, twice Clacka-Lackaed on shame on you.

Posted by: Lindsey at March 29, 2006 6:38 PM

pepsilepsi
liquid violence

Posted by: Jesse at March 29, 2006 8:26 PM

I saw a Japanese energy drink on engrish.com called Lemon Bourbon Pickle Milk. Couple that with the candy bar affectionately titled CUM on there and you've got a powder keg of deeeeeelicious Asian gusto blowing up your mouth!

Posted by: Aaron at March 30, 2006 12:03 PM
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