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I wasn't sold until I got down to "Super Break Shit".

Fucking genius, that.

...wait, Hot Balls isn't an energy drink?

the way Shane droned on and on about how refreshed he felt after having had some "Hot Balls" I was under the impression he was referring to some sort of caffeinated liquid substance.

K, I’m sorry you had to experience that. Don't fall his fancy names for it. He asks you if for some "energy drink" just say no. In his defense though, he is refreshed. Once Mega-Quivered on shame on me, twice Clacka-Lackaed on shame on you.

pepsilepsi
liquid violence

I saw a Japanese energy drink on engrish.com called Lemon Bourbon Pickle Milk. Couple that with the candy bar affectionately titled CUM on there and you've got a powder keg of deeeeeelicious Asian gusto blowing up your mouth!