February 9, 2006

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A Baker's Dozen

1. Have you ever noticed how men flex muscles and let the world know that they are in charge?

2. Have you ever noticed how men always seem to take Great glee in making fun of cats or pets in general?

3. Have you ever noticed how men tend to not listen and then just say something?

4. Have you ever noticed how men cannot sit in a bus or airplane seat (or elsewhere for that matter) with their legs together?

5. Have you ever noticed how men and women differ in their abilities to leave recorded communiqués?

6. Have you ever noticed how men are degraded (as people) on TV shows, movies and commercials?

7. Have you ever noticed how men keep track of their weight loss in pounds and women keep up with it in clothes sizes?

8. Have you ever noticed how men as a group think their women should be 'hot' looking?

9. Have you ever noticed how men are quite free to say what they find attractive in a woman (whether they're "legs" men or "boobs" men), yet women find it really embarrassing to say anything at all like that?

10. Have you ever noticed how men are at the root of so many horrid things? MENopause. MENstral cramps. MENtal breakdown. GUYnaecologist. HISterectomy.

11. Have you ever noticed how men behave a little strangely in public lavatories? Penis in the Half Shell.

12. Have you ever noticed how men use more sports analogies when talking business than women?

13. Have you ever noticed how men are like a bottle of champagne??? It's all sparkles and bubbles once you pop the cork...but, after you've had a few sips... it eventually goes dull and flat...till you pop another.