December 24, 2005

{     12 "Cliffhanger" Lines from R.Kelly's "Trapped in the Closet" Parts 1-12     }    

WARNING: Serious Spoilers Below!

Chapter 1: "Now he's opening the closet."
c.2: "I can't believe its a man!"
c.3: " ... a man picks up the phone."
c.4: "Oh my god, a rubber!"
c.5: "... the policeman that stopped you."
c.6: "... then all of a sudden, pow."
c.7: "...it's Rosie the nosy neighbor."
c.8: "...somebody is still right there in his home."
c.9: "...what I'm about to tell you is so damn twisted, not only is a man in the cabinet, but the man is a midget."
c.10: "...Twan and Sylvester are sniffin' around, tryin' to figure out, 'What's that smell?' As they turn and look at each other like, 'What the hell?'"
c.11: "...the midget the baby's daddy."
c.12: "...that ho was me."

(Thank you Wikipedia. And R. Kelly. And God. For R. Kelly.)