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November 6, 2005

{     12 Reasons Sylvester Stallone Will Burn In Hell     }    

1. My Moms always had the hots for him and it gives me the creeps
2. Rocky's devastating psychological impact on the Italian Community
3. Planet Hollywood & $12 chicken fingers "cause Bruce Willis likes 'em"
4. His hat is like a switch
5. Jackie Stallone's Psychic Friends and the enduring career of Frank Stallone
6. Rhinestone, Who the fuck arm wrestles Dolly Parton?
7. Schwarzenegger's Commando would kick Rambo's ass. Word to Thunderlips.
8. Walking around the 3rd Grade for 2 weeks with a match in my mouth - dumbass Cobra.
9. Brigitte Nielsen, explosive tip arrows, and Survivor's "Greatest Hits"
10. Starring in a porno when only ugly people were in those joints
11. Giving Estelle Getty a shot at the silver screen
12. Nobody fucks with Brian Dennehy

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13. "Ray Tango has done it to us again. And if it isn't Tango, it's Cash. Tango and Cash, Cash and Tango."

Posted by: Adam at November 7, 2005 6:18 AM

and because they're making another rocky... AND another fucking rambo. Right after spy kids 3d or whatever ... haha.

Posted by: ryan at December 14, 2005 6:01 AM

6 words for you....Stop or My Mom Will Shoot....

Lets also take a look at his other fine cinematic masterpeices.....like Demolition Man and Judge Dredd...

Posted by: Chadronomous at December 30, 2005 10:46 PM

sylvester stallone or anyone else will not burn in hell,and will make it to heaven,as long as they are reborn belivers of our loving god,and his son jesus christ,and no one else in his life,or your,or anyone elses life,no matter what they say or do,can take that away.as long as he or you or anyone else invites jesus into thier heart,and uses the holy bible to guide them in thier life,it will be blessed,and good. blessed new year julie.

Posted by: julie at January 11, 2008 5:45 PM

The fag who wrote this has wayyyy too much time on his hands take ur self out of her moms ass and go do something constructive.And i dare u to say that to his face cuz u wouldnt have one when hes done u little punk ass bitch.Go watch Ice Age.

Posted by: Your momma hoe at November 7, 2008 4:11 AM
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