November 6, 2005

{     12 Reasons Sylvester Stallone Will Burn In Hell     }    

1. My Moms always had the hots for him and it gives me the creeps
2. Rocky's devastating psychological impact on the Italian Community
3. Planet Hollywood & $12 chicken fingers "cause Bruce Willis likes 'em"
4. His hat is like a switch
5. Jackie Stallone's Psychic Friends and the enduring career of Frank Stallone
6. Rhinestone, Who the fuck arm wrestles Dolly Parton?
7. Schwarzenegger's Commando would kick Rambo's ass. Word to Thunderlips.
8. Walking around the 3rd Grade for 2 weeks with a match in my mouth - dumbass Cobra.
9. Brigitte Nielsen, explosive tip arrows, and Survivor's "Greatest Hits"
10. Starring in a porno when only ugly people were in those joints
11. Giving Estelle Getty a shot at the silver screen
12. Nobody fucks with Brian Dennehy