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December 22, 2004

{     Conversion Table.     }    

1. Humpty Hump = the Tony Clifton of Hip Hop
2. Gravediggaz = the Pro Wrestling of Hip Hop
3. Hip Hop Credibility Scale = Actors Who Become Rappers > Rappers Who Become Actors
4. What Scarface is to Gangsta Rap = What Blade Runner is to Nerd Rap
5. Lee Ronaldo = the George Harrison of Sonic Youth
6. What Staying Alive is to Dance = What Atomic Dog is to Funk = Vomit
7. the Donnas = KISS - Gene Simmons ' marketing savvy + boobs
8. What Sade is to black people = What PJ Harvey is to white people
9. Sade with an R sound + pronouncing Ralph Fiennes = imminent mental implosion
10. Vaughn Bode is to graffiti = William Burroughs is to turntablism
11. Francois Truffaut & Jean Luc Godard = the Paul McCartney & John Lennon of film
12. Jay-Z = the Joe Camel-est lookin Mother Fucker in Hip Hop

Comments

thought I'd try something different. don't know if i like it or not.

Posted by: eric at December 22, 2004 5:18 AM

Are you kidding?

This is solid!

Posted by: Adam at December 22, 2004 6:16 AM

...now that you mention it, Jay-Z does look a lot like Joe Camel...

Posted by: Katie Laish. at December 22, 2004 6:02 PM

Eric, this is so hot right now. Burnt my finger. Ssssizzle. What's that smell? My flesh. Burning. Ouch. So damn hot.

Posted by: Shane at December 28, 2004 8:04 AM

dude, this rocks...Jay-Z totally looks like joe camel!

Posted by: Dori at December 28, 2004 3:17 PM

thanks, guys. apologies to shane for any bodily harm. you gots to get some oven mitts, kid.
here's one more:
rappers dating Erykah Badu = losing their goddamn minds.

Posted by: eric at December 30, 2004 3:18 AM

I can't wait for the class-action suit against Jay-Z re: the subliminal genitalia in his face.

Posted by: telly at March 15, 2005 9:34 AM

Sorry, but what is kimerikas?

Jane.

Posted by: sweeta-em at March 27, 2008 4:40 AM

Sorry, but what is kimerikas?

Jane.

Posted by: sweeta-em at March 27, 2008 4:40 AM

Sorry, but what is kimerikas?

Jane.

Posted by: sweeta-em at March 27, 2008 4:40 AM
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