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August 10, 2004

{     Places I Get Really Nervous     }    

Inside fast-food restaraunts.
Passenger seat of my car.
High places without railing.
Street corners.
Hospital bathrooms.
Driving in Ohio.
The front row of anything.
Public pools.
Anytime someone is singing without music.
Rooms with people wearing cologne.
In front of a chalkboard (fuck math races).


Your first item there reminds me of the Immutable Laws of Restaurants.
The first law is: If you don't like what you see, walk out.
The second is like unto it: If you eat your meal and would like more, it is OK to go and order more food.
We're still in the process you testing the constitutional limits of Law #1. Thinking of fancy-pants sit-down place as a good test case. Law #2, on the other hand, was righteously upheld by my friend Rebecca on her way to eating 21 inches of Subway in one day, thus becoming Fast Food Queen.
There are more Immutable Laws, too, but I won't bore with the details.

Posted by: Greg at August 11, 2004 4:42 PM have way too much time on your hands...

i hated math races..i dont do well under pressure...bleh

Posted by: Riley at October 30, 2004 6:31 PM
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