{     12 Buying Changes Since Becoming Unemployed.     }    

I remember my brief stint of being unemployed as a blur of chicken noodle soup, King Vitamin, clam chowder, and those Tito's cardboard-esque frozen pizzas (Tito is always the first name in Italian cuisine.)
Like Shane, I must give also send some love to my peoples at Angel Soft. I've been down with your cushy comfy goodness for years, and since relocating, I have grown to miss your soft gentle caress. Whether you were rockin the crazy ill butterflies or the classic solid white, I knew you were always there for me and I could count on you to get the job done. Since moving, a new beau has stepped on the scene, a handsome young suitor by the name of Soft Dreams, but one never forgets their first love. Thank you Angel Soft.

Just budweiser? I usually have to take it down to Old Style or Black Label.

On the subject of beer and butt-wiping:

The more money you save on beer, the more money you should put towards quality ass-paper. After squeezing out a gutful of white-hot magma, you don't want to end up with a handful of party mud because you broke through the tissue barrier.

Or maybe you do, you sick fuck.

there's a catch 22 in there because it seems the cheaper the beer the more need to have quality asswipe... see pabst blue ribbon or the shaffer beer!