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August 6, 2004

{     12 Buying Changes Since Becoming Unemployed.     }    

01. Bagged cereal, no boxes.
02. Rent DVDs from the library.
03. No more Charmin, now it's Angel Soft.
04. Whatever deodorant is at Big Lots.
05. Water in the empty shampoo bottle.
06. Do I really need all these cell minutes?
07. Dollar theatre.
08. Frozen pizza, no delivery.
09. Budweiser, not Corona w/ lime.
10. A lot less magazines.
11. A lot less gasoline.
12. A lot less. Period.

And it's worth it.


I remember my brief stint of being unemployed as a blur of chicken noodle soup, King Vitamin, clam chowder, and those Tito's cardboard-esque frozen pizzas (Tito is always the first name in Italian cuisine.)
Like Shane, I must give also send some love to my peoples at Angel Soft. I've been down with your cushy comfy goodness for years, and since relocating, I have grown to miss your soft gentle caress. Whether you were rockin the crazy ill butterflies or the classic solid white, I knew you were always there for me and I could count on you to get the job done. Since moving, a new beau has stepped on the scene, a handsome young suitor by the name of Soft Dreams, but one never forgets their first love. Thank you Angel Soft.

Posted by: Eric at August 7, 2004 6:36 AM

Just budweiser? I usually have to take it down to Old Style or Black Label.

Posted by: MGL at August 9, 2004 5:50 PM

On the subject of beer and butt-wiping:

The more money you save on beer, the more money you should put towards quality ass-paper. After squeezing out a gutful of white-hot magma, you don't want to end up with a handful of party mud because you broke through the tissue barrier.

Or maybe you do, you sick fuck.

Posted by: Adam at August 9, 2004 6:39 PM

there's a catch 22 in there because it seems the cheaper the beer the more need to have quality asswipe... see pabst blue ribbon or the shaffer beer!

Posted by: paul at August 25, 2004 7:04 AM
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