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July 7, 2004

{     One of these days, I'm going to start a band....     }    

Here's a breakdown of my favorite band names and the types of music each would play, if they actually existed.

12. Shithammer - heavy as fuck, but y'know, with a groove
11. Broken Spokes - introspective, nerdy, acoustic folk-rock
10. John Queer - ultra-gay redneck southern rock
9. That Burning Sensation - satanic rockabilly
8. Too Fat Guys - overweight lounge duet w/ Chuk Fowler
7. Captain Terror - awful turntablism, first album- "Live at the Glory Hole"
6. Bigg White aka Big Boss - hardcore rap from Huntington's mean streets!
5. Dark Mage - baroque operatic metal, everybody wears capes
4. Poop Ship Destroyer - Ween cover band
3. Johnny Fuckerfaster and the Dirty Pickles - punky bar band
2. The Witch's Tit - spooky goth rock
1. The Gentleman Sinners - everybody's favorite indie band of the moment

Comments

I can relate Adam. I always wanted to be MC Optimus Rhymes, backed by my main man, DJ Tanner on the ones and twos.

Posted by: Eric at July 8, 2004 3:48 AM

I always wanted to start a band called the Barnhouse Effect, named after an episode of X-1, an old science fiction radio series. Now it just sounds like the name of a shitty jam band.

Posted by: Al at July 12, 2004 11:27 PM

If i had a band it would simply be....Bill Haverchuck!

Posted by: paul at July 19, 2004 3:00 AM
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