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I just realized that 70% of these have gratuitous T&A in them. (Revenge of the Nerds even has "hair pie") That's so verboten these days, it's no wonder kids are experimenting with sex in 5th grade.

what's wrong with gratuitous T&A?

There ain't a damn thing wrong with T&A. I think the lack of it in our current popular culture leads to bullshit censorship like we're experienceing in the wake of The Janet Jackson Pierced Boobie Explosion.
In the name of political correctness, we've gone and gotten ourselves all conservative- we're practically back to Puritanism at this point with John Ashcroft draping velvet robes over Lady Justice.