April 6, 2004

{     Top 12 Email Titles I found in my sent messages box     }    

12. Cock Hoppler
11. I think IDM stands for Intelligent Death Metal
10. Them damn birds won't quit barking at me
09. Dolphin-safe jagermeister
08. Ass like a chicken breast
07. Swour (sour-sweet taste hybrid)
06. Black roses and red noses
05. Did you forget about the Indian Yellow Bird
04. Careful with that cursed rapier mummy
03. Murder, She Goat
02. Drinking liquid cork to shut myself up
01. Gwen Summers and Devon are following me with tasers

Written by: Bryan L.