October 18, 2003

{     12 SemiCreative Male Porn Names     }    

01. Bob Grope (Bob Hope)
02. Asston Bushedher (Ashton Kutcher)
03. Antonio Butthairus (Antonio Bandaras)
04. Johnny Deep (self-explanitory)
05. Michael Tookher (Michael Rooker)
06. Richard Dean Handhersome (McGuyver)
07. Kevin Cockstner (Kevin Costner)
08. Liam Needsome (Qui Gon Jinn)
09. Michael Hadissome (Michael Madison)
10. Pierce Broughtsome (007)
11. George I'mintoanal (George Clooney)
12. Unicock (the transformer Unicron, that eats entire planets)

Written by: Bryan L.