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February 22, 2006

{     Justice "Waters of Nazareth" 12"     }    

http://www.crowndozen.com/main/archives/upload/2006/02/nazareth-thumb.jpg So I had this dream the other night. I was standing in the center aisle of a Gothic cathedral with stained glass windows depicting the battles of Godzilla. On the right was a scene depicting Godzilla and Megalon in fierce battle against the backdrop of NYC, but there was a volcano where the twin towers used to stand. On my left was Godzilla standing over the fallen body of King Ghidorah but grasped in Godzilla's right claw was the King's head and from the neck of his fallen foe sprouted a rainbow. As I stood in wonderment gazing at these awe inspiring windows Rick James and the Mary Jane Girls burst through the window on the right and half the members of The Revolting Cocks (to be exact it was Al Jourgensen, Paul Barker, Ogre, and Luc Van Acker) burst through the window on the left. Now I've seen some fights in my life but nothing compares to the blood curdling screams of the Mary Jane Girls as the lead singer of Ministry pummels their crack head svengali. Brutal? Uh...yeah. So as the king of cocaine-fuelled funk and his she-warriors Battle it out with the originators of grinding industrial noise the entire cathedral begins to shake. Gargoyles and chunks of plaster rain from the ceiling and the walls start to crumble. Then a saw blade that is connected to a cast metal cod piece at least ten feet tall comes slicing and thrusting it's way through the altar at the front of the church. This is shocking enough to stop the furious fight between the funksters and evil noise-makers forcing them to stand in silence staring at the saw as it continues it's way through the end of the church. As the church walls fall away around the saw-blade crotch we realize it's connected to a giant Blackie Lawless. Blackie then thrusts his pelvis forward into the crowd of jerri curls and dreadlocks turning the group into a bloody mess of body parts and leather pants. As the warm blood from this attack splashes against my face I wake from the dream covered in sweat yet oddly aroused. I look to my right and on my nightstand sits a copy of Justice "Waters of Nazareth", a bottle of grain alcohol, and a match. It's times like these that I wish I would have payed attention in my "interpreting dreams and symbols" psych class.

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Let me put it like this: I FUCKING LOVE JUSTICE.

Ever since I first heard them in the summer of '05, I've been getting every single remix from them that I can find - But their own material? ...Holy Shit... 'Waters of Nazareth' crushed me. I'd stab a motherfucker to see them live - never look back.

Here's a list of my fave Justice remixes in no order:

Soulwax "NY Excuse (Justice Remix)"
Mr. Oizo "Nazis (Justice Remix)"
Mystery Jets "You Won't Fool Me Dennis (Justice Remix)"
Britney Spears "Me Against The Music (Justice Mix)"
Franz Ferdinand "The Fallen (Justice Edit)"
Simian "Never Be Alone (Justice remix)"
Death from Above 1979 "Blood On Our Hands (Justice Remix)"
Scenario Rock "Skitzo Dancer (Justice Remix)"

But check out this full discography: http://www.discogs.com/artist/Justice - if anybody has any mp3s of these and wants to be a sweetheart, email them to dozens at gmail dt com. Please. For serious.

Posted by: shane at February 22, 2006 6:28 PM
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