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February 4, 2006

{     Law & Order: SVU Valentines     }    

http://www.crowndozen.com/main/archives/upload/2006/02/svutines_1-thumb.jpg I know there's a big part of you that wants to bite into the ironic cookie that is the yearly trip to the local drug store to pick up cheese-tastic Rainbow Brite or Ninja Turtles Valentine's Day cards, but let's face it: you're an adult now, things are different and it's time to hand over something that says, "I'm a big kid now and I cook things that aren't frozen first." Plus hipster irony is so 2005, and it's 2006 you Cobrasnake you - time to move into the grownups domain of V-Day cards, and your pal and our chum Brandon Bird is here to help you through this difficult transition. How so? With his Law & Order: SVU Valentines of course. Bringin' it with all the scowling, seriousness, passion and abrupt segues used by your fave rapist-catchers and women-beaters-rapist-catchers like Ice-T (poppin' knuckles and crushin' hearts), that hot blond smart chick, glasses guy and Mr. and Ms. Takin'-no-shit themselves - Oz and Brownie. * names have been changed or not even looked up because I couldn't give a shit about this show don't watch as regularly as I'd like to. UPDATE: Sold out. Oh well, get on over to Walgreen's.

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Ah, well...at least you made them interesting to read about.
And hooray for the death of hipster irony.

Posted by: sarah at February 6, 2006 7:34 PM
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