January 25, 2005

{ Death Attack T-Shirts }

Death Attack is like a big fucking nasty, hairy wart on a cashier's nose at the grocery store: not only is it something that you can't stop looking at because it's both grossing you out and intriguing you at the same time, but it's made even more disgusting because you're trying to buy food that you plan to eat... and now when you get home and make dinner, right before you take each bite, that nasty growth on the tip of that greasy nose is gonna pop into your head every damn time. Ugh. That's right, with Death Attack, dinner is over before it even gets started. Alexander Heir, the 20 year old Brooklyn artist behind the brand, drinks lots of cheap, cheap liquor and listens to loud, loud music, all the while making absolutely filthy t-shirts for you to wear. From the unavoidable "Bring on the Whores" design to the full-front skull prints, each shirt is sure to shock. And not only is there a shirt for all you dirty, chain-wearing street kids that says just that ("I'm a punk scumbag."), but it and all the other T's sold by Death Attack are gutter-punk cheap at $10 + $3 shipping. Crass.

» Buy Death Attack and get stared at.

By Garrett in Clothing | Comments: