October 24, 2004

{ ShopChop - BUSH BRAINS and FRANKENKERRY T-shirts }

**Update** We have selected the winners of our t-shirt give-away, and their prizes will be in the mail shortly. Keep your eyes peeled for a special "Twelves" entry featuring lists provided by our winners. Thanks to ChopShop for hooking us up with such a wonderful product for give-away, and thanks to everyone who participated and continues to read CrownDozen on a semi-regular basis. We've got more contests scheduled soon, so keep checking in. **** Tensions are running high with election day nearly upon us. The 2004 election will likely go down in history as one of the most significant and heated rivalries in the history of the presidency. In one corner you've got a US President and Yale graduate who can barely string two semi-coherent mildly-intelligent-sounding sentences together. In the other corner is an almost-too-glib Senator who has a knack for saying all the right things to all the right people.... ShopChop gives you the option to hate on both of them with a couple of t-shirt designs that rather brilliantly sum up the faults of each candidate. They've cast Kerry as a Frankensteinien assemblage whose true thoughts remain unrevealed behind his massive stitched-up forehead. In a nice nod to "They Saved Hitler's Brain", Bush is depicted with his puny gray-matter floating inside a glass dome, cut off from new thoughts, rationality and oxygen. Buy one and express your allegiance with a little bit of levity. At $15 each, even those of us who haven't been reaping the benefits of four years of Bush-approved tax cuts for the wealthiest 2% of America will be able to afford it. Silkscreened on high-quality cotton, in chestnut brown.

» Available on the internets from ShopChop.com

By Adam in Clothing | Comments:

Comments

i love this article, but i am COMPLETELY biased.

Posted by: Thomas Romer at October 18, 2004 6:23 PM

On which one of the internets are these available for purchase again? I hear there are many and various types, and I would hate to try the wrong one and look like an imbecile.

Posted by: benjamin at October 25, 2004 6:56 PM

try internets 3. internets 3� yeah� thats the one. if that doesn't work try internets 5B

Posted by: Thomas Romer at October 26, 2004 5:53 PM

Or just go look it up on microfilm man. Computers are scary, and i think they may be GAY!

Posted by: Shane at October 27, 2004 11:51 PM