May 23, 2004

{ Infinite Livez "Bush Meat" }

The press release will tell you that Vinnie Tiefilz is a "mild-mannered, former art student, sometime comic book writer and video game designer, who was accidentally bathed in the milk of a glamour model and transformed into Infinite Livez, superhero." What you get is the UK equiv of a hip-hop lunatic, like Kool Keith but a LOT more fucked up, stinky, and completely vacant of all US bling-bling and thuggin' sensabilities. I mean, it's not a hip-hop album, it's head-fucks and riddum, rudebwoy basement nerd synth ragga, told like a hardcore comic your momma found under your bed and burned in the kitchen sink. Honestly, I kinda hated it at first. But then it started to grow on me, and I really didn't want it to, because it was actually quite gross and dumb, but it did. I mean, it feels like Busta on a few hits of crusty, rat-scratch lsd, after 6 years of bein' in the joint, and 8 years of being in the wackjob bin, come out lookin' like ODB minus the ice and nice, and flaunting a serious porno mouth and a decent Sgt Kabukiman, N.Y.P.D. space-romp Troma puppet problem. I mean, the dude likes comic artists Crumb and Woodring, has tracks called "White Wee Wee" (which is an ode to sperm, what else) and "Pononee Girl", did time making Gameboy graphics, drops Wesley Willis, Sun Ra, and the Buzzcocks as influences, has a fucking one-eyed puppet on his hand that is telling the stories (what, you think this guy would actually come up with this shit without the use of a puppet from space?), and gives us a video depicting the "Adventures of the Lactating Man," doing what else but dropping shirtless lyrics with his nipples painted pink and putting hoses in chicks mouths so he can drown them in his breast milk orgasms. Seriously, there's not much more to say but I'm sorry for bringing this to your attention, just the same as the person who brought it to mine should be. It's a blessing and a curse. It's a bitch-slap and a back-rub. It's a fucking must-hear.

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By Garrett in Music | Comments:

Comments

Sounds Dizzier than a certain Rascal.
I guess UK MCs are the flavor of the year- I'd like to propose a tour uniting rappers of England the Southern United States, we'll call it the Monsters of Mashmouth tour.

Posted by: Adam at May 24, 2004 4:38 PM

Dizzee Rascal was tired, this dude is jackin' copious amounts of PCP. UK is about all they have in common, this guy is Doc Oc, Busta, and Twilight Zone.

Posted by: Shane at May 24, 2004 6:09 PM

check out bigdada.com - some of the best uk hiphop mcs around - its all about the bashment...

Gamma, New Flesh, Roots Manuva,

Posted by: offbeat at June 7, 2004 9:51 PM