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April 13, 2004

{     Ninja Gaiden (Xbox)     }    

Man, I'm going to be honest on this one. I rented this game at the same time as I chose to purchase a 30 pack of Miller Lite to drink solo (in true mental-disorder-form), so that may influence this review a bit, but shit. Who the fuck else is going to write about this game? Mike Nolot? Jack Hocevar? Exactly. This game is a clone of the "Devil May Cry" titles. Except you are a ninja, with swords and shurikens, instead of a hellspawn with swords and pistols. However, this game is fucking 100% more insane. You will be flying acrosswalls, chopping off two dudes' heads, and then landing just in time to cut a dude in half with enough time to throw 20 shurikens into another guy's eyes and chop him in half from above in a mighty leap. But , as cool as it sounds, this game is fucking insanely hard. The first boss will mess you up 30 times. No jokes here. Tecmo, though, has definately made this game worth buying (and playing every day for 6 months). It's like Prince Of Persia: The Sands Of Time on crack. Buy this if you take video games seriously. If you are casual about it, don't fuck with this titlle. It will fuck you up like a drunk rapper. Written by: Bryan L.

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Where da pictures at Lunsford?
I want to SEE that shit!

Posted by: Adam at April 15, 2004 2:51 PM
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