October 14, 2003

{ wardley® shrimp pellets formula }

alright, maybe it's a silly thing to write about, but this little bottle deserves some recognition... i bought this stuff to feed to my snail... unfortunately, he's too slow to get to it before the catfish darts out of his cave (where he normally stays all day) and snatches it up before anyone else can get a bite... but here's the thing, the 6 month old kitten who resides with us is addicted to the stuff... if she even hears the bottle open, she comes a runnin' and tries to bat the bottle out of my hand... and when the lid's on, and it's supposed to be sitting quietly in its place on top of the aquarium, instead- it's usually being rolled around in the floor or carried around in the cat's mouth, while she desperately tries to get it open... she ran out of real catfood today and until i could get to the store, i substituted the stuff for her regular meals... they say that catnip and chamomile are kitty crack, but i think i've discovered something better... if you want a happy little feline friend, go pick up a bottle- just be sure to wash your hands after feeding- this stuff wreaks!!! Contributed by: Stacy Broce

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By Alan Smithee in Home & Beauty | Comments:

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I keep looking at this review in disbelief. It makes me smile so big. I mean, it is so wrong for here, but by definition, so right. Yeah, I love it ;)

Posted by: shane bryant at October 15, 2003 12:28 AM

The other night I found out cats really like Clonazapam, but that's just between you, me, and the entire World Wide Web, who obviously read this site on a bi-minutely basis.

Long live cancer and cages.

The paw of the parrot compells you.

Posted by: Ryan Bowe Jr. the 3rd at October 18, 2003 12:20 AM