September 28, 2003

{ King of NYC 12" Figure }

There's not much that needs to be said about this chunk of plastic. These days, you see all the mad Japanese toys everywhere you look, and some of them truly are magnificent, but they just don't have that special something that makes me want to bring one home. I'll look at them, I'll adore them, but I just don't really feel the need to pull out the money clip. But this one, this one hits that spot. It's like this, when you think of the badasses in cinema over the years, and I mean the real motherfuckers in the movies, some people may think of Pacino in... ...Scarface, others will say Samuel in Pulp Fiction, and the precious few will drop some Bruce Campbell shit, but me, I'm gonna point to my man Walken in King of New York. Dude is as bad as they get. I mean, ice cold. I'm so gonna get this..... Actually, I probably won't buy it now that I think about it. Why? Because there's not a damn thing cool about a doll on your shelf. Sorry.

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