August 16, 2006
{ Pretty Ricky -- Happy Birthday to Our Most Popular Drown Ever }
I want to thank God and almighty Jesus for giving this Drown the strength to survive an entire year. Big props to all the re-res who kept it alive, posting their insane barely-understandishable ramblings month after month. And the biggest thanks of all go out to the boys in Pretty Ricky for keeping it real.
Real gay.
Really really fagtastic, in fact.
Good job fellas, you fucking suck.
Boy-band cRunk&B pantywastes Pretty Ricky would love to be the next New Edition or Boyz II Men, but they come off more like a thugged-out third-rate Backstreet Boys. Their lukewarm hit “Grind With Me” is the kind of throwaway slow-jam that makes Usher look tough, and with a name like Pretty Ricky the whole thing just gives off this post-prison down-low hook-up vibe.
If their name alone isn’t geigh enough for you, check-out the roll-call: Slick ‘Em, Baby Blue, Spectacular, and Pleasure. Printed in any other context, you’d likely assume I were talking about a line of specially scented anal-sex lube or maybe running down a list of potential candidates auditioning for the Nine Inch Males dance troupe.
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y'all need 2 stop hating on PRETTY RICKY who ever wrote this is just mad because they can't look as fine as PRETTY RICKY
Posted by: raven at September 9, 2005 09:18 PMYou got me!
It's been my dream for years to be a thuggish teenage bitch-boy wit a recording contract.
If I was in Pretty Ricky, my name would be Manshroom the Rope-Slinger, and I'd be the dangerous one with dreads and a lil' goatee.
Posted by: Adam at September 9, 2005 10:31 PMLOL I thought I was the only one. I can't believe people bought into that marketing B.S. They are so "wack". There like B2K meets a fake thug image meets teenage girls, 12-16 LOL. You have a great blog, I'm really enjoying it. Keep it up.
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you is a hater.you are a stupid punk.Why are you so jealous of them.You just mad because you aint cute like them.they sing songs for the ladies not you,stupid ass bitch.
Posted by: kandi# at September 21, 2005 03:50 PMwill who ever dont lik pretty ricky is lame as hell causer yall b hate on them lame as hoe
Posted by: lilpooh at September 21, 2005 05:50 PMYall some pussy licken BITCHES if yall dont like pretty ricky
Posted by: deshay at September 21, 2005 05:52 PMPretty Ricky is everything that's wrong with hip-hop and R&B these days- All flash and no substance.
They can bling but they sure as fuck can't sing.
I can possibly understand why the ladies would be into them, especially the 12-17 year-old crowd. They're a New Kids on the Block for the Crunk generation.
And hoes just love a sensitive thug.
They're fascinated with the idea that a man can be street-hard and dangerous, but soft and sensual in the bedroom, 50 Cent meets Fabio...
And any man that likes Pretty Ricky is obviously gay.
Just admit it, it's okay, I'm not tryin' to hate on your lifestyle, I just think you'd be a lot happier if you weren't keeping it on the down-low. Then you can buy all the fitted shirts, Pretty Ricky CDs and leopard-print velvet thongs you want.
Just try and tell me any different, I've got you all pegged.
Posted by: Adam at September 21, 2005 08:39 PMI wouldn't advise using the word "pegged" with these guys yo.
Posted by: Shane at September 22, 2005 09:17 AMThese are the same people that bought the MC Skat Kat solo album. Every time I see a Pretty Ricky video, I think that its a Burger King commercial.
"He sings songs for the ladies, you stupid-ass bitch". Proof that the white label execs pimping this shit out as "music" have once again infiltrated the moron demographic quite successfully . Everyone of these fools has a dusty copy of "To the Extreme" and/or "Spice World" collecting dust in their closet, too embarrassed to go try and sell it somewhere... and obviously not learning from their mistakes. You're being had.
Pretty Ricky is poppin'...I luv em' all....dey all look good. But Spec iz ma hubby! 2 da person hoo wrote all dat bout pretty ricky...dey obviosly must be special 2 u...cuz u wastin ya tym talkin bout dem den! but hooz makin da $...n baggin' gurlz!?....dem!
dun make fun of my hubby or my bro-in-lawz!!
Holl@tch@gurl
~*1*~ (buh-bye)
Posted by: Ming (Spectacularz Wifey) at September 28, 2005 03:14 AMThat's just sad.
My only hope at this point is that Luther Vandross will rise from his grave and wreak zombie vengeance upon those who've seen fit to defile the Slow Jam....
Posted by: Adam at September 28, 2005 05:08 PMyou stank ass mutha fucka. u need to stop hatin on pretty ricky. especially my man spec. he aint dum you doosh bag. go suck some dick and go to bed cause you is a hater. yo u need to stop hatin on my boyz and worry bout ur stank mutha fuckin ass. u just mad cause bretty ricky is on dey way up bitch. and u dont ever think about settin one little foot in my town cause u will get hurt and i will tell wat town i live in to brockton mass. bitch wat now. and if u white u might not no dis but let me say it in your language their names are mutha fuckin GHANGSTER!!!!.
say somethin now bitch ass hoe.
I think you meant to say their names are "GAYngster".
Because their names are gay.
Like, really really super gay.
If Tupac and Biggie were still alive, they would reuinite in agreement over the fact that Pretty Ricky is weak, and that all their names are totally gay.
You think these little pretty-boy bitches were ever street-hard thugs?
Wipe the jizz out of your eyes, wake up, and smell the truth: Pretty Ricky are garbage and 5 years from now you'll be embarassed to tell anyone that you ever even owned their CD.
Posted by: Adam at September 30, 2005 05:50 PMSTOP HATIN CUZ DEY GOT MO MONEY THAN YALL HAHAHAHA DEY MAKIN MONEY BY BEING "LAME" 2 BAD YALL DIDNT!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: CHARMAINE at October 2, 2005 11:26 PMpretty ricky are THE FINEST guys out now, yall just hatin!!!!!!!!
Posted by: janet at October 3, 2005 04:38 PMY'all niggaz straight bullshiting! Y da fuck y'all tryna hate on Pretty Ricky? If u ask me if nebody a fuckin fag is yo gay ass! N honey don't get mad cuz dem boyz doin da damn thang.Cuz it obvious u must b wantin sumthang dey got or u want 2 b jus like but u can't biotch!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Decatur at October 4, 2005 11:07 PMU r da worse faggo, cuz I be mad playin' on dat GHANGsta hatin' shit!
Pretty Bicky is retartit AND they is 100% gay!
Dey doin' da damn thing in each other's butty-holes, belie dat!
I ain't jealous no how, cuz I ain't tryin 2 b a bitch-ass pussy faggot or some dumm hoe think she is married to Pretty Bicky!
All y'all that likes them is stupit motherfuckas!
Posted by: Adam at October 5, 2005 12:18 AMi think pretty ricky look better than any other boys in the would
Posted by: Ayanna Allen at October 5, 2005 01:46 AMu need to stop hatin. they probably get more gurls than u ever will. let em do there thing cuz i am gonna support em.
Posted by: prettyrickylover at October 5, 2005 10:03 PMYa'll hatin on Pretty Ricky and it need to stop now!!! Ya'll hatas just mad cause they farther than the rest of ya'll fags. Spectacular, baby blue, pleasure, and slick'em are all fine so SHUT THE FUCK UP and STOP HATIN. And 4 all ya'll girls who agree with me e-mail me at sharae92@comcast.net and tell me how ya'll feel.I also got they number for whoeva wanna holla at em. So holla at ya gurl Shay and don't hate, just appreciate the fact that they fyne and ya'll niggas, bitches, and dick riding dick in the pussy hoes ain't!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! One
Posted by: Shay ( A Fyne Dymepiece) at October 16, 2005 01:39 AMYOu all fucking suck !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! pretty ricky is the best ever i used to hate hillary duff so much then i finally relised that i just was jelous and i wanted to be in the spot light and you know what i think alll of you fagots are the same way ok.u little white crackers need to get a life and quite beign such assholes !!!
Posted by: AShley at October 17, 2005 05:04 PMWhat a bunch of stupid fucking pieces of shit every one of you are.
I can't believe you're buying this watered-down pop-rap crap, and that you actually believe it's hard and gangsta and all that other fairy-tale music industry target-market bullshit.
And you don't mean a fucking thing to them.
At best, you're nothing but a one-night stand to these Boyz 2 Men. They're just Another Bad Creation of an industry that's N'sync with the power of the thug archetype. You've made them Top 40, but they wouldn't even stop to tip a 40 if you were lying dead at their feet.
It amazes me that you'd stick up for this album and this shitty little boy-band. Because that's really all that they are. Pretty Ricky are the product of a producer's imagination, specifically engineered to clean out the pockets of teenage girls. Those fake-ass wannabe-thug names are all just part of the package that you're buying over and over again- CDs, posters, t-shirts, concert tickets, ringtones, etc.
You think they're cute and that if given half the chance you could probably be their girl, but the fact of the matter is Pretty Ricky don't even really exist. It's all a smokescreen, an illusion, a superficial image that you've fallen in love with. There's no such thing as a sensitive thug, that's a myth, an urban legend, and these kids ain't even thugs. They're just a bunch of teenagers playing dress-up, trying to hold Daddy's gat and front like they're hard.
Why don't you have some goddamn self-respect and educate yourself, turn off the Top 40 radio and get involved in the shit that's happening in YOUR streets, not on some fucking MTV video backlot. Buy a Nas album and listen to the lyrics, start a fucking revolution with Dead Prez and Immortal Technique, or Get Lifted with John Legend and smooth out to Anthony Hamilton. And while you're at it, get yourself an intelligent man who wants to wake up next to you, a responsible man who's in it for real and who'll treat you like the queen that you should be, not the herd of target-marketed consumer hoes that you've become.
Posted by: Adam at October 17, 2005 10:39 PMhey spect
Posted by: rokayla at October 17, 2005 11:19 PMliten spectacular is my hubby byatch keep ya hands off dont look at him when he is on tv
he dont want you bitch holla back
i think every single one of ya'll who got on here need a life. especially the ones who say they aren't "hatin" on pretty ricky yet ya'll are steady talkin trash if ya'll aren't hatin stay of this damn sight cuz ya'll dumb as hell. i think pretty ricky is straight.they all may not be cute and they may not do music some of you like but who said you had to listen dumbass. if you don't like them and you think their "gay" dontfuckin listen . who ever said that they were tryin to be "hard" or "gansta" no one. all their tryin to do is make music for people to enjoy and if you hate it then fuckin tough. i wouldn't be sayin anything if i was ya'll anyways cuz they makin they cheese what about ya'll? (MAY I TAkE YOUR ORDER PLEASE?) and why do they have to be gay? what's so gay about them? okay their names may not be the greatest or some of them may not be all that cute ( to girls or guys) but what's the point on hatin on somebody whose tryin to do something to better their life? ya'll need to stop spending your time hating on someone elses life and get yours right... pleasure is FOINE!
Posted by: luckie at November 9, 2005 10:28 PMI just want to say something Spectacular is fine as hell and ya'll need to stop hatting on them because they have money and ya'll don't!!!!!!
Posted by: Jasmine at November 23, 2005 02:08 AMThey are not gay at all so just stop hattings on them
Posted by: Shannon at November 23, 2005 02:12 AMfirst of all ya'll need to quit hatin on Pretty Ricky .cause it's better than that green day bull shit.what the fuck is an american idiot anyways besides the pretty ricky haters ect. no body cares what kind of music you like. but don't go hating on pretty ricky cause they get more pussy than you and probly has your girlfriend. not probly i mean allready .haters are just a bunch of ass wipes.all people that judge people are all posers like your self that judge pretty ricky like by how they dress and how they talk ,act and performe.cause frankly green day is not the quote on quote "shit" not sence pretty ricky moved in any ways on their so called "pop rock" shit so get this through your thick skulls no matter what you say pretty ricky is the shit and will remain the shis untill you stop it or do something about it .untill then i'll keep cont. to pay my support to some of the finest men in music history besides usher. like it or don't who cares really no one does as long as pretty ricky makes them dollas.and have yo bitch screaming "grind on me" and fingering her self cause their so hot. which really they are. looking better than yo punk ass. who eva is hating on pretty ricky boy friend or girl friend they look better than . loving, kiara: for thoese PR haters keep hatin cause it will never get you any where.but it will get pretty ricky some where cause the more ya'll hate the better it builds pretty ricky to the top mo doe PR hater's don't got. bye ;)
Posted by: kiara at December 6, 2005 03:57 AMWhy are you being a big hater. Why do people always hate when people get big. Let be them. To me they are doing great. Keep up the good work Pretty Ricky!! Keep yall heads up no matter what. While people is hating yall are making the money. That is something to think about. Stay fine!!!!
Posted by: Ashja Jones at December 14, 2005 02:33 PMALL YALL H8IN AND CHATIN SHIT BOUT PRETTY RICKY NEED 2 STOP THEY GOOD ARTISTS THAT MAKE GOOD MUSIC IF U AITN FEELIN IT THEN FALL BACK AND STOP HATING
THEY BETTER THANN B2K B2K GONE GET OVER IT
ALL DA PEEPS THAT SAYIN PRETTY RICK AINY GONNA LAST WAIT AND SEE CUZ AS LONG AS DEY HAVE DEVOTIN FANZ LIEK ME AND OTHA PEEPS DEY GONNA BE HERE FOR MANY YEARS 2 COME SO STOP HATIN
AS FOR THIS ARTICLE IT OUGHT 2 BE BANNED JUS CUZ DEY DO SLOW JAMZ AND MAKE MUSIC 4 MOSTLY LADIES DONT MEAN DEY GAY!SO SHUT YA H8IN MOUTH OFF
U DAMN CRITICS ALWAYZ H8IN ON PPL
U FINNA GET URZ
dont hate on pretty ricky jus because they make music for mostly ladies dotn make them gay
syop hating on them
they are gonna be around for a long time wait and see
b2k gone get ova it pretty ricky r bigger and better
u aint already kno pretty ricky certafied gold YES GOLD mo dan otha artists u prolly like
and ask 4 u saying they cant dance
yes they can
PRETTY RICKY DA HOTTEST THANG AROUND U AINT NO BETTA ASK SOMEBODY!
i love dis site mayn!
yall need to stop hating on Pretty Ricky cuz all yall lil boys just mad cuz yall cant be as sexy as they are. the only reason yall hating is because yall ugly. and for all yall other pretty ricky fans dont trip off this ugly ugly ugly ugly ass people who hating! peace
I'm in love with the whole group from Pleasures boyish smile to Slick Em' Dreds they are just the finest thing out and i think that if i eva got to meet them i would probaly go into shock. But at the scream 4 tour they was just so fine I didnt want to leave I really cant wait until they go back on tour. When they come back to the Q.C.(Charlotte) I will bw the 1st person with ticket I LOVE PRETTY RICKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Mariah at December 27, 2005 07:27 PMAmazing. How can so many people continue to post comments to this review displaying such a pathetic use of grammer, spelling and bad taste?
Pretty Ricky fans are a herd of buffalo running off the cliff of culture.
they will never be like the famuos boy band ultra sexy b2k.
to be honest they look like b2k wanna bes
Why are you being such a hater!!! How old are yoo anyway!!! Goddd!! You act like this is the worst group in the history of hip hop!!! I swear to god i dont even fuckin see you out there in hollywood doin anything thing wit yo god damn self!!!! I don't see you makin paper and I don't see girls or even guys fallin for yoo!!! Goooddd you is a stupid mothafucka!! You should shut yo fuckin mouth and get a life becuz I know and other girls know that Pretty Ricky got tons and tona and tons and tons of fans!!! So you need to back the fuck off BITCH!! Stooppp taken all the hatearade!!! Goodd, it's already sold out because you bought waaay too much of it!!! You need to stop comparin them to B2K!! Yes they were big and yes I didnt know alot about them and their music cuz I was livin in Germany during that time but you just can't compare them to B2K!! Pretty ricky is comin out wit a clothin line, a movie, music videos, songs,and wit a tv show on MTV!! Soooo stop fuckin hatin!! Plenty plenty plenty plenty plenty girls loooooooooove Spectacular, Pleasure, Slick, and Blue!!! And heeeeeellllll naaaaw those ain't no motha fuckin STRIPPERS names!!! Dammmn!! You is a stupid mothafucka!! Pleaseure aint no strippa name, Spectacular aint no strippa name ( it's a fuckin verb for cryin out loud!!), Baby Blue is a fuckin color not a strippas name, and Slick Em definitly definitly aint no god damn strippas name!!! I'm srry but you need to stopppp!!! Noooww!!! You just maaadd!! Don't hate!! You betta be scered cuz Imma beat the fuckin daylights outta yo ass!!! Bitch!!!
Posted by: Shaniqua at January 21, 2006 09:12 PMYa'll just jealous cause ya'll can't have what they have so ya'll can go on and say whatever you want to say but the fact of the matter is that Pretty Ricky is fine and has it goin on.
Posted by: Rachael at February 7, 2006 10:25 PMFirst off i wanna say that i do agree with most girls pretty ricky are good lookin and godd instrumentally and truesay that probly in 5 years i will have been embarrased to have liked them , (sorry girls)and Secondly Adam, you sound BUFF, how old are you?
Posted by: Mary O at February 11, 2006 07:41 PMAll y'all girls hat'n on pretty ricky need to stop because they is the hottest thing out right now and they all sexy but spectacular is the sexiest. they cd is da bomb and please haters dont come on here no more
Posted by: Jackie at February 15, 2006 05:33 PMpretty rick is GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: da baddest bitch at February 19, 2006 09:01 AMpretty pretty ricky & tha mavrix fans ain't no damn herd of buffalo's runnin off the cliff of culture. quit hattin wit ya dumb ass!!!!
Posted by: camellia at February 20, 2006 09:00 PMpretty ricky is mad hot every song on there cd is hot real hot hoter than hot its bangin spectacular is tha sexy with a fine body nice lips
Posted by: erica from tha bx at February 21, 2006 10:41 PMi think they ugly as heck!
plus, Spectacular is bony, he has no musceles
You are a bunch of complete and utter morons. What the fuck does them being "fine" have to do with how good their "music" is? Why don't you listen to real music by real artists such as Tool, System of a Down and A Perfect Circle, not this manufactured pop bullshit. Oh wait, never mind, music like that is much too good for idiots like you. And why don't you learn to spell before you fucking post. Do you know how dumb you all sound?
Oh, and to Shaniqua, spectacular is not a verb, you stupid bitch.
if yaw don't shut the hell up. Hoes talk to much You went to said some back holla it me bitch at tclaxton5@yhaoo.com BYE BITCH AND HOE
Posted by: tee-tee at March 13, 2006 02:44 AMIf i dont like pretty ricky does that make me 'ugly', or 'poor'? ha, doubt it, i may not have as much money as them but i got more than you stupid little skanks will ever have or could dream of. i am way hotter than those so called 'singers' and its bitches like you that make them so rich, i dont see them giving you any of there money or the time of day to be with you. they will fade just like all the other wannabes and you hoes should fade with them becuase if you like such a gay boy pop band then you deserve to die. for fucks sake whats with all the fucked up grammer that you girls write, my suggestion is that you all need to focus on your schooling rather than tossers like these.
Posted by: eat it at March 13, 2006 11:29 PMWord.
Posted by: Adam at March 16, 2006 03:18 AMShawty who ever wrote this is some muther fuckin haters. ok if yall don t like them do much then why in the hell did yall spend some money on this web site just to talk shit about them. yall obviously damn love pretty ricky. if yall hoes up here spending somne money on them. first how do yall know these boys aint no real thugs yall probaly dont even know them, yep aint go set here and lye i love a sensitive thug cause they treat you right dumb ass. you know what i know whyyall doing this cause yall wish that yall was them that's why yall did this. Yall won a reward too "The Top Haters Award of a Lifetime". They just trying to make their money you cant get made at no one cause they trying to make some money. you know what yall some broke ass niggas. peace out hoes!!!
Posted by: shawante' at March 20, 2006 11:46 PMoh my god all of this shit is so funny why is everyone making a big deal out of someone that they dont even know? i mean dont get me wrong im listening to their cd right now but to all the ladies that do like them there are always going to be someone hating on the person you like so there is no point in getting all worked up about it. and all the people who are talking shit i mean dont you have better things to do then to waste time talking about someone you supposedly dont care about?
Posted by: AJ at April 3, 2006 08:25 PMYA'LL NO YA'LL NEED TO STOP HATIN ON THE SEXY PRETTY RICKY. "CHANGE SUBJECT" SPECTACULAR LET ME TELL YOU THAT AGE AINT NOTHIN BUT A NUMBER. I'M SAYIN DIS CUZ I WANT TO FUCK YOU.
Posted by: KAYKAY at April 9, 2006 02:35 AMyall bitches is sprung all over something yall cant have so trust and believe because they all got girlz and to yall that adore spec let me b the one to tell yall that hes mine. bitches sayin they jus wonna fuc is dumb and disrespectful to yallself and thats all i gotta say but if YALL got sumthin to add on email me @ sexiichic09@yahoo and me andn spec will gladly answer any of yo ???????
09s # 1 sexiichic bein as real as it gets !
Hey Adam, love the article and agree with every last word of it. Pretty Ricky.. or pretty bicky, or whatever they are calling themselves this hour, are the epitome of everything that is wrong with the music industry. You just have to stick on John Legend and see for yourself the difference in imagination, skill and talent. And why can't any of you idiots spell... I assumed that those who listened to pretty ricky where thick, but this is just taking it to a new level. My 6 year old cousin has better spelling than most of the people posting on this blog... you are all losers!!
Posted by: Vikram at June 17, 2006 06:38 PMI LOVE PRETTY RICKY and i dont care what no one says about them! It goes in one ear and out the other! So if u got a problem with them u gotta problem with me trick! Ya just mad cuz they makin money and livin a good ass life! Dont hate just give them some respect for doin somethin u aint and somethin u wanna do! HA HA Or maybe u dont like them cuz they gettin all the ladies and yo gurl want them and not yo ass! ha ha They must have talent to have a record deal and have hits and for they album to go gold and for them to be on tour and gettin a clothes line, tv show, perfume/cologne line comin out! They MUST be doin somethin good right? haha Oh did i mention they ringtones even went PLATINUM! HA HA and they new album comin out SEPT.27.06 so go cop dat with yo hatin ass! Damn i cant stand hattaz damn mind yo own biz and get a damn life! Or if you think you could do better GO AHEAD then see how it feel when bitches like u hate on what all you accomplished! But they already know true fanz like me and everybody else GOT DEY BACK!! So i would like to see yo ass in the industry since you got soooo much shit to say...rememba what goes around comes around bitch! Karma iz a bitch! And if u dont like wat im writin or how im writin it I DONT CARE! So dont waste my time sendin me a message sayin wat i did wrong or wateva! Cuz as errbody can see u have no life and nothin going for you so u talk bull about others! HA HA You just a silly ass
peace and much luv ha ha
Posted by: Mz.Spectacular at July 13, 2006 07:19 AMThe Prettiest of Rickys...is a Ricky lost.
Posted by: Lindsey at August 17, 2006 12:31 AMYou forgot to thank Baby Jesus! Perfect little 8-pound, 6-ounce baby-in-a-manger, playin'-with-his-toes Jesus. That's the Jesus I thank. Thank you Baby Jesus!
Posted by: shane at August 17, 2006 08:57 PMhu cares pretty ricky is so kewl but yea dont need to b h8erz fink luv guyz nd dey aint gay i luv spectacular.hu eva wrote dis u suk!!!
Posted by: mariata at August 31, 2006 12:57 AMwhat's pretty ricky's new album called?
Posted by: mariata at August 31, 2006 01:03 AMi fink dat pretty ricky rox i am 1 of thur biggest fans so jst dnt b h8n on my bois pretty ricky especially spectacular.
Posted by: mariata at September 4, 2006 03:12 AMyo ya'll are so cute, but ya'll to old for me. i'm only 10 years old. but the one in the dreads is so damm ugly.
Posted by: baby blue at September 11, 2006 11:56 PMI LOVE PRETTY RICKY...dey r da best i luv der music dey have jus sum nice as songz u jus can sing to and der voices r so good..and i dnt care wat no body has to say bc dey kno dat pretty ricky is da shit straight up for real for real luv ya yall
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